Best WhatsApp and Facebook Status

Nowadays it is a trend to have an impressive and unique status in FB as well as WhatsApp, we have collected some of the best one liner status for social media sites. It includes all category one liner Status like Love, Sadness, Attitude, Sarcastic etc. We are sure that you will definitely love to read all of these. Let's have a look over these interesting statuses.

Best WhatsApp & Facebook Love, Attitude, and Life Status and Quotations:-

I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends

Most people are stronger than they know; they just forget to believe it sometimes.

I am always right, once i thought that I am wrong, but i was wrong.

There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong

Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Whenever you fall, pick something up.

Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.

The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.

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Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.

To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.

Learn to smile at every situation. See it as an opportunity to prove your strength and ability.

Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams.

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.

Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.

We see all beautiful and colorful things in this world from our BLACK and WHITE eyes.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.

If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

Come in my Heart and pay no rent.

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious.

If I know what love is, it is because of you!

Every mother on earth gave birth to a child except my mother, she gave birth to Legend!

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.

If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.

You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook..

Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them.

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders.

I smile ...Because I don't know WHAT THE HELL is going on.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Life is not happening to you. Life is responding to you.

Best One line Attitude Status and Quotation:-

I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.

Style is a way to say who you are without speaking.

Every people is an intelligent, When he work Hard.

Sometimes people a high five on the face with a CHAIR.

Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met J

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

People with status don't need status.

Excuse me!! I found something under my shoes oh it’s your Attitude.

Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.

I don't insult people, I just describe them.

I didn't change, I just grew up. You should try it once ;)

Please don't get confused between me, my attitude & personality!

If people are trying to bring you 'Down'. It only means that you are 'Above them'.

I'm cool but summer made me hot!

People say me bad, but trust me I am the worst!

Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.

Being glamorous is not a crime.

I am multi talented; i can talk and piss you off at the same time.

When I'm good I'm best, when I'm bad I'm worst.

I’m cool but global warming made me hot.

I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTENTION in Classroom.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.

I am who i am, your approval is not needed.

My attitude is based on how you treat me.

I tried being like you, my personality didn't like it.

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

I am learning from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.

'Dream' as if you'll live forever; live as if tomorrow is last one.

I will win not immediately, but definitely.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off.

A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t go anywhere until you change it.

Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student

Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.

Life is too short don’t waste it updating status!

My _|_ salutes you.

I am single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.

Attitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it.

People say nothing's impossible, but I do nothing “everyday".

When i was born, i was so surprised; I didn't talk for a year and half.

I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.

In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is... And Dad Knows What Boys Are.

Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.

I don't care what people think or say about me!

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.

I have a new theory in life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business!

There are two type of people winner and Loser, Winner always Working Hard, Loser Always try to shortcut for win.

A person with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger.

Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?

Smile in front of those who hates you – It kills them.

Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!

People are like 'Music' some say the 'Truth' and rest, just noise.

Your looks don't make you Beautiful; it's the person inside who makes you beautiful.

Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm and stay classy.

I don't have time to hate people becoz. I'm busy loving people who love me.

Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

Someone asked me how is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.

The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.

I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.

Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude.

I Don't Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality.

There are three sides to an argument; my side, your side and the right side.

Hey, I found your nose, it was in my business again.

If A plan didn't work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.

Every problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn't have.

Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.

It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.

I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot

Don't Copy My Style.

My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!

If they hate you for no reason- Give them 1

An ugly personality destroys a pretty face.

WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good, IF IT IS NOT YOURS!

I know i am awesome, so i don't care about your opinion.

Free your heart from any hatred. Free your mind from any worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

I'm sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts & inside jokes as you caring. I'll think twice before wasting my time again.

Don't need to explain myself, I know I'm right.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can't ;)

Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.

What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

I don't need to explain myself because I know I'm right.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your's called Sunday, please fix it!

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Best Cool Status For WhatsApp

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation.

"How tragic that man can never realize how beautiful life is until he is face to face with death. "

"We need religion to give grace and comfort to the world that's torn apart by religion"

"Usefulness is not impaired by imperfection. You can drink from a chipped cup."

“If you don't know history, you don't know anything. You're a leaf that doesn't know it’s part of a tree.”

"No matter how far you have travelled down the wrong road, turn back."

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted pay checks.

Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

How it is one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

Power resides where one believes it resides!

Never forget who you are, for surely the world won't. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.

Fear cuts deeper than swords.

Maybe they hate me because I'm too good"

"The day you think there are no improvements to be made, is a sad one for any player"

Never give up on any dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.

Don't feel bad that people remember you only when they need you. Feel like a candle - people only remember it when they are in darkness.

Accept the fact that sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue.

"Tough times won't last, tough blokes do"

Believe in miracles, but don't depend on them.

Better understand a little, than misunderstand a lot.

"Law and justice are two entirely different matters."

"Perception is a reality. Facts are negotiable."

"There is no ache as deadly as striving to be yourself."

"I hate answering machines for this very reason, you know, they're like life, you can't take anything back."

"When we lose the right to be different, we lose the right to be free."

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."

"The price of discipline is always less than the pain of regret."

"Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off, and does something about it that makes a difference."

"Groupism is like religion; the only purpose it serves is to create divides"

“This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.”

"The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare."

Once you have an education, no one can take it away

The pain of achieving will be forgotten - the achievement never will be.

Every single thing you do today is preparing you for the life you will live tomorrow.

Just because you survived engaging in risky behaviour today doesn't make that behaviour any less risky. It just makes you lucky, Today.

If you get the chance to do it, then do it. You might never get the chance again.

When something important is happening, silence is a lie.

Conviction, no matter how fervently held, does not create truth.

There are only three things you can do in any given situation --> accept it, change it, or leave it.

I am alone. But, not lonely.

Comfortness is my etiquette.

Simplicity is ultimate sophistication.

Smiling is the best reaction to every situation.

Nothing is useless/ bad; everything is good/beautiful (All you need is to see from a specific frame.)

It is a boon to us not having everything we want.

Wise men don’t know everything only fools know everything.

He who asks may be a fool for 5 minutes. He who doesn't is a fool for lifetime.

Work until u don't need to introduce yourself

Love people, use things; don’t confuse the two.

Hope is only thing larger than fear.

Pass your words through this three gatekeepers-true, good, useful.

If you want to move, you are not a tree.

Too good is not that good.

Laugh with others, not at others.

Introspection is the mother of philosophy.

We are not always wrong. But it pays to comprehend things in the right perspective.

God is within us. Only we take time to realize His presence.

The only certain thing about life is that it is uncertain.

Life has a deeper meaning - incomparable to the stacks of money and influence of power.

A smile is the greatest gift you can give to your loved ones.

A lie can be disguised as truth, when told with tact and skill.

There are no conditions attached to true love.

The color of one's soul is reflected in deeds, not in words.

Each victory is the child of a failure.

If good things do not happen in life, you are destined to have better things.

If you think death guarantees peace, you are grossly mistaken.

Silence is a strange thing.

We are silent when we have nothing to say and also when we know we are perfectly understood.

The deepest desires of life are always fulfilled; only the hows, whens and whys surprise us.

It is always better to build a new future today rather than collecting fragments of a broken past.

Finding true love is tough; losing it is impossible.

You are often sleepless in love; if you oversleep, you are at peace.

Practice makes a man perfect; Women are perfect by birth.

The main trouble with mental notes is the ink fades so fast.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

There are still "incurable romantics" -- we need better antibiotics.

There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

Today is the last day of your life, so far.

Givers need to set limits because takers rarely do.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

The problem with close minded people is that their mouths are always open.

I'm too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.

To live is the rarest thing in the world; most people just exist

Worry is a misuse of imagination.

Eminem Quotes and Saying for Status

Eminem is Not only Rap singer, he is actually a lyrical artist. Lots of the people love to hear his rap because the way he can play with his song, flow and expression is really a unique way.
his lyrics are full of struggles and the ups and downs he experienced in his life. There are many quotations picked from his lyrics, many lines are just the saying. so here we have collected some best motivational and sarcastic one liner quotes and sayings.

The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.

These times are so hard, and they're getting even harder.

I love the attention but I don't like too much of it.

I always wished for this, but it's almost turning into more of a nightmare than a dream.

I am whatever you say I am; if I wasn't, then why would you say I am.

I didn't just invent saying offensive things.

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.

I was a smart kid, but I hated school.

I have a slight bit of OCD, I think. I'm not walking around flipping light switches. But when I say I'm going to do something, I have to do it.

My thing is this; if I'm sick enough to think it, then I'm sick enough to say it.

I've been running a lot, taking care of myself.

Love, when spelled backwards and read phonetically, reads evil.

If you have enemies, good that means you stood up for something.

Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.

Behind every successful person lies a pack of haters.

Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.

Love is just a word, but you bring it definition.

I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either love you for it or hate you for it.

Damn. How much damage can you do with a pen?

Don't let them say you ain't beautiful. They can all get f***ed just stay true to you.

I come from Detroit where it's rough and I'm not a smooth talker.

If there's not drama and negativity in my life, all my songs will be really wack and boring or something.

Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned. They're only powerful when you got your back turned.

I'm just a little bit sicker then the average individual I think.

You'd have to walk a thousand miles in my shoes just to see what its like to be me!!

Sometimes I feel like rap music is almost the key to stopping racism.

Everybody has goals, aspirations or whatever, and everybody has been at a point in their life where nobody believed in them.

Nobody likes to fail. I want to succeed in everything I do, which isn’t much. But the things that I’m really passionate about, if I fail at those, if I’m not successful, what do I have?

Don’t ever try to judge me dude, you don’t know what the f**k I’ve been through.

In my mind I’ma fighter, my heart’s a lighter, my soul is the fluid. My flow sparks it right up.

I think if two people love each other, then what the hell? I think that everyone should have the chance to be equally miserable, if they want.

I want to do a clothing line. Fat F— Clothing, for the Big Pun in you. What do you think?

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.

It’d be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren’t kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I’m not a baby sitter.

There was a while when I was feeling like, 'Damn, if I'd just been born black, I would not have to go through all this.

When I say I'll murder my baby's mother, maybe I wanted to, but I didn't. Anybody who takes it literally is ten times sicker than I am.

To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway.

If you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, one moment, would you capture it, or just let it slip.